War of Kings: Darkhawk #2

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Beer and Books

We are back with the second of our two part coverage of the dual issues of Darkhawk in this pair of issues. Yee haw cowboy, let’s get ready to ride!

Two Darkhawks, No Waiting

Now, you may be asking yourself, where can I get me one of those sweet sweet Raptor gun suits. Let me tell you, we have a wild deal down here at Crazy Carl’s Used Armor Emporium. We can sell you a slightly used and lovingly restored suit for the small price of your dignity and your families safety. That’s right, put that family in danger, they knew what they were signing up for.

Oops, Did We Do That?

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Why Not Step Outside

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Can We Make this Awkward?

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Yes…Yes We Can

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I Hate You

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I Still Hate You

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And Poof, they are Gone!

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2 thoughts on “War of Kings: Darkhawk #2

  1. Well, I read the thing, and it was a thing. Every comic is someone’s favorite, but I am not that someone. I’m glad you guys mentioned how hard it was to tell what was going on. I rarely get lost, but this story and artwork was almost *trying* to confuse me! And not just the drawing, which had SO MANY LINES, but the colors just made it a mush. What part of this panel is the bad guy and what’s the background? And what’s with these camera angles and close ups and pan outs and sheesh! It’s one thing when I don’t like the product. It’s another when I can’t follow the story. Oh boy.

    But thank you guys for making an entertaining discussion as always! Peace, my Pack-Men!

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